This page is dedicated to funny table talk collected during D&D games with children (of all ages…). However, this is just the beginning. We have something very big planned for very soon. Make sure to feed our RSS. It will be very grateful and update you when the big things start happening.
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DM: You see black men working in the fields--
Kid 1: That's racist.
DM: No, it's life. Had there been no black people in my setting, then it would have been racist.
Kid 2: No, that would have been a dream come true.
DM: Now that's racist. Thank you for the demonstration.
Kid 2: Glad to be of service.
Artwork by Michael, aged 7 and future master of the hidden dark.
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